Peanut Butter or Cheesewiz?

[Saint]

Dude.. Can you imagine people eating that??

[The Hammer]

Dude.. Can you imagine people eating that??

 growing up in the south, i must say that many of you obviously un enlightened folk have no idea what your mising. but if you knew the back story behind "the whiz" you would rush out and buy a case. you see... cheeze whiz was first invented by a guy named bill, but for the purposes of this story we will call him Jesus....So one day Jesus was sitting in his recliner, and by recliner i mean magic floating cloud, and was drinking a cold beer, and by beer i mean holy water. and he had a typically southern idea, and by southern i mean heavenly.because you see, my people often sit around and wonder what other amazing things we can do with cheese, and the next natural step in the evolution of such things would be to place said dairy product in the afore mentioned can.so ... Jesus used his magic miracle creating thingie and next thing you know ... BAM .. he lifted his hands to the heavans and said let there be cheese in a can. i think thats all true too, theres a document somewhere in a museum that says almost that very thing.either that or americans just got too damn lazy to walk their fat ass to the fridge to get the cheese and wanted it stored right beside the crackers.either way.. great story.

[Lord William]

lol hilarious

a storyteller i see we have here

[DoomHammer]

lol hilarious

a storyteller i see we have here

  you know im prone to uncontrollable bouts of verbal diarrhea

[Lord William]

I would never believe such a thing DH

good to see ya mate

[Saint]

lol. There are Wiz cans in Canuck-Land Doom.

Fortunately.. None have reached even the outskirts of my lovely little hometown.

[DreadHelm]

What part of the South, I mean, Heaven, are you from DH?  Nice initials, btw.

I personally hail from North Florida, as in the part that is still in the South.  We still drink our tea sweet and iced.  Born in Georgia, never lived there though.

[DoomHammer]

What part of the South, I mean, Heaven, are you from DH?  Nice initials, btw.

I personally hail from North Florida, as in the part that is still in the South.  We still drink our tea sweet and iced.  Born in Georgia, never lived there though.

 Tennessee. foot hill of the smokey mountains.little valley town full of drunks and rednecks.. you know.. THE south

[Merrick]

Dude.. Can you imagine people eating that??

 growing up in the south, i must say that many of you obviously un enlightened folk have no idea what your mising. but if you knew the back story behind "the whiz" you would rush out and buy a case. you see... cheeze whiz was first invented by a guy named bill, but for the purposes of this story we will call him Jesus....So one day Jesus was sitting in his recliner, and by recliner i mean magic floating cloud, and was drinking a cold beer, and by beer i mean holy water. and he had a typically southern idea, and by southern i mean heavenly.because you see, my people often sit around and wonder what other amazing things we can do with cheese, and the next natural step in the evolution of such things would be to place said dairy product in the afore mentioned can.so ... Jesus used his magic miracle creating thingie and next thing you know ... BAM .. he lifted his hands to the heavans and said let there be cheese in a can. i think thats all true too, theres a document somewhere in a museum that says almost that very thing.either that or americans just got too damn lazy to walk their fat ass to the fridge to get the cheese and wanted it stored right beside the crackers.either way.. great story.

Jesus used his magic miracle creating thingie and next thing you know ... BAM ..

so is this where Miracle Whip came from as well??  Cheezewiz and Miracle Whip on Holy Bread.... brb.....

[DoomHammer]

Dude.. Can you imagine people eating that??

 growing up in the south, i must say that many of you obviously un enlightened folk have no idea what your mising. but if you knew the back story behind "the whiz" you would rush out and buy a case. you see... cheeze whiz was first invented by a guy named bill, but for the purposes of this story we will call him Jesus....So one day Jesus was sitting in his recliner, and by recliner i mean magic floating cloud, and was drinking a cold beer, and by beer i mean holy water. and he had a typically southern idea, and by southern i mean heavenly.because you see, my people often sit around and wonder what other amazing things we can do with cheese, and the next natural step in the evolution of such things would be to place said dairy product in the afore mentioned can.so ... Jesus used his magic miracle creating thingie and next thing you know ... BAM .. he lifted his hands to the heavans and said let there be cheese in a can. i think thats all true too, theres a document somewhere in a museum that says almost that very thing.either that or americans just got too damn lazy to walk their fat ass to the fridge to get the cheese and wanted it stored right beside the crackers.either way.. great story.

Jesus used his magic miracle creating thingie and next thing you know ... BAM ..

so is this where Miracle Whip came from as well??  Cheezewiz and Miracle Whip on Holy Bread.... brb.....

thats exactly what they want you to think.Miracle whip is the food of the devil. it s the key ingredient in almost all brain washing rituals.

[Lord William]

Nice initials, btw.

lol
when I first read that I thought you were saying Dick Head until I saw who posted and put it together

[Merrick]

Dude.. Can you imagine people eating that??

 growing up in the south, i must say that many of you obviously un enlightened folk have no idea what your mising. but if you knew the back story behind "the whiz" you would rush out and buy a case. you see... cheeze whiz was first invented by a guy named bill, but for the purposes of this story we will call him Jesus....So one day Jesus was sitting in his recliner, and by recliner i mean magic floating cloud, and was drinking a cold beer, and by beer i mean holy water. and he had a typically southern idea, and by southern i mean heavenly.because you see, my people often sit around and wonder what other amazing things we can do with cheese, and the next natural step in the evolution of such things would be to place said dairy product in the afore mentioned can.so ... Jesus used his magic miracle creating thingie and next thing you know ... BAM .. he lifted his hands to the heavans and said let there be cheese in a can. i think thats all true too, theres a document somewhere in a museum that says almost that very thing.either that or americans just got too damn lazy to walk their fat ass to the fridge to get the cheese and wanted it stored right beside the crackers.either way.. great story.

Jesus used his magic miracle creating thingie and next thing you know ... BAM ..

so is this where Miracle Whip came from as well??  Cheezewiz and Miracle Whip on Holy Bread.... brb.....

thats exactly what they want you to think.Miracle whip is the food of the devil. it s the key ingredient in almost all brain washing rituals.

damn devil's cake....

[DreadHelm]

Let's not forget Moon Pie and RC Cola.  That's a meal fit for a Southern King.

[Merrick]

Let's not forget Moon Pie and RC Cola.  That's a meal fit for a Southern King.

got my cheez wiz fix.... NOW... I gotta get my Moon pie and RC cola fix. I think RC cola is going out of style, I can only find it in one spot in my area